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My Books

Paul has had a number of books published to critical success. They can be purchased as paperbacks or ebooks from Amazon by clicking the relevant links below.
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My Favourite Trainers

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Hedgehogs 1  Big trucks 0

Another collection of 44 children's poems, especially suitable for both infant and junior children. Silly poems, funny poems, imaginative poems...There's something for everybody in this cool new volume...even teachers!

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Madame Mistral

Herbert Humphries’ dad died when he was little and he still longs for him every day. To make matters worse, his mum has a new boyfriend, who Herbert doesn’t like one little bit.
But a visit to a travelling fairground and a chance encounter with an old fortune-teller, Madame Mistral, changes everything. She reveals secrets about everybody and predicts an unbelievable chain of events, which change everybody’s lives forever…

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Sparrowlegs

Malcolm Thomas is a struggling footballer. When his best friends move house, he has nobody to play with. He’s gutted when an old aged pensioner moves in next door, instead a family of young boys to play with. However, he soon befriends old Juan Shiaffino, or Joe and discovers he was once a footballer himself…with an incredible secret.
 
‘Spare, moving writing and a thrilling story!’
Michael Morpurgo

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My Toilet is A Murderer

‘About a year ago, my whole life was turned upside down. Sucked into a strange sequence of events, unbelievable, unspeakable things happened. And only now, by a weird twist of fate, can I tell my story at last…’ That’s what Jimmy Dennet says as he retells his remarkable story about a new, technological wonder, the LAV 620 toilet. However, the toilet is a murderer and is thirsty for blood…
 
‘The most amazing story I’ve ever read!’
Reece Coombes – Y8, Ormiston Chadwick Academy, Widnes

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I'm Fed Up

A collection of 44 poems suitable for both children, teenagers and adults – funny poems, thought provoking poems and poignant poems, all in the one volume. A definitive collection of modern poetry – every classroom should have a copy at hand.
 
‘A delightful collection of funny, thought provoking and often poignant poems, which will be enjoyed by children everywhere!’
Gervase Phinn

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Norris Snoot - Coming soon

Norris Snoot lives inside a carpet, due to a bizarre competition, which his parents entered years ago. His mum and dad work at a travelling circus and Norris is fed up of changing schools. However, when Norris starts St Cuthbert’s Primary school, he encounters Gripper, the school bully and his grandad, Mr Hooper, who happens to be the school’s head-teacher. Norris is determined to rid the school of Gripper’s bullying antics forever…but will he succeed?
 
‘Norris Snoot has to be one of the most surreal, funny and original stories I have had the good fortune to read!’
 Korky Paul (World famous illustrator of Winnie the witch)

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